Falling in love should be natural, like the food at Moe’s. Baby, I am so hungry for you, even though I know queso costs extra.

“A brick could be used to tell time. And just between you and me, I hope that br…”

“I would rather save a few seconds than a few cents. I hope you don’t mind, but …”

“Learning how to love is like learning how to tie your shoes, and that’s precise…”

“A brick could be used to cook with, as a thickening agent in gravy. But as hist…”