Feel free to become a slave to your own clone. And mine. Remember, you can never have too many lovers who look exactly the same as me.

“Disregard my order to disregard my order. And that’s an order.”

“I wish I had five wives, one for each day of the workweek. This would leave me …”

“Being in the womb was like taking a nine-month bath. I wanted to take a shower,…”

“Here is my naked body. Take a long look at what nobody else can look at. And hu…”