Feelings don't go away, people do.

“I'm not left-wing, or right-wing. With only one wing I couldn't fly, and I just…”

“Twilight is to Vampires what My Little Pony is to Kentucky Derby Winning Horses.”

“Like all men who look this good, Frank has no interest in women.”

“Pretending to care what men think is an art. It takes moments to learn, but lif…”