Fighting and dancing are kind of related. Especially if you dance with another man’s woman.

“Writing is hard, but I don’t want to kill myself trying to write. Not unless I’…”

“A brick could be divided into four equal pieces and split among three friends. …”

“She asked for soup, and I served her cereal. Our love was in the breakfast stag…”

“A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, so…”