Fine, just don’t eat my mom, okay? She’s had a bad enough life without becoming the Bride of Dracula.” – Nick

“You must be the brother.I hope so, I'm wearing his pants.”

“Now there’s a sight you don’t see every day, huh? Two punked-out Goths throwing…”

“Help me....Hellmouth, oh where art thou, hellmouth? Why have you forsaken me in…”

“Okay, no more jokes about ladybugs making you their bitch.”