Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'm a bleeping idiot.

“The simmering lust, the raging interest exploded into love. Who wouldn’t fall i…”

“Love made you a better person. Made you feel protected and precious and chosen.…”

“I also promise to let you help name any baby your mom and me might have-""Mista…”

“Ten bucks says the virgin dies before the slut,” I said, taking a sip of my sod…”