For me, TV and broke go together. Not as in, The TV is broken, but more of noticing that most people who watch too much TV are broke.

“Don’t sell yourself short—sell yourself medium, because it’s taller. Did you kn…”

“I find honesty to be a rare thing—in politics.”

“I asked possible witnesses about the invisible man shaped like a whisper, and n…”

“I buy all my socks with holes in them. Otherwise, how would I get my feet in th…”