For the record, knowing when people are only pretending to like you isn't such a great skill to have.

“I'm a toxic waste byproduct of God's creation.”

“This is fish number six hundred and forty-one in a lifetime of goldfish. My par…”

“Bu ömür boyu sahip olduğum altı yüz kırk birinci balık. Tanrı'nın yarattığı baş…”

“Even if you tell yourself "Today I'm going to drink coffee the wrong way ... fr…”