For your birthday, I got you a box. Hooray! It’s empty, so you can fill it with whatever you want.

“Love is all around. I don’t need your leftovers, ma’am. Not unless you’re offer…”

“So you made a mistake. Don’t beat yourself up over it. Let me beat you up inste…”

“I don’t understand people who don’t like meatloaf. Your mom doesn’t make it lik…”

“The headline read, Man Saves Child From Burning House, and I just have to ask: …”