Formerly a prodigy. Formerly full of potential. Currently full of shit.

“Did I help you toward a fate you didn't want, Alaska, or did I just assist in y…”

“I loved her present tense.”

“Catfish always drink alcoholic ether if begged, for every catfish enjoys height…”

“Oh, my god," Augustus said. "I can't believe I have a crush on a girl with such…”