Friends, like fingers, are only good if you can count on them, as well as point them in the right direction.

“Experience counts for something. I count with my fingers. I could count on you,…”

“A brick could be used like a fleeglebeegle, which in turn could be used like a …”

“If a woman asked me how far I’d go on a first date, my reply would be 69 miles.…”

“I’m all out of beer like I’m all out of love. But I don’t drink beer, so who ca…”