Frodo lives!

“this stuff tastes like the bastard love child of grapes and rubbing alcohol”

“I had a naked incubus in my bedroom. With a frying pan of half-cooked bacon, an…”

“I squinted at the clock, sighing when I realized it was only 7 A.M. "Christ. Do…”

“I brushed my hands on the pockets of my jeans, still marvelling at the fact I w…”