From afar they looked like sexy legs, until I got closer and saw they belonged to a man, not an Amanda.

“My wife won’t talk to me, but that’s OK, because it’s not like I’d listen if sh…”

“I use blankets like armor for cold.
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“I asked for her hand in marriage, but instead got the whole body. Love is full …”

“When I wear my confessional glove it’s super tempting to give myself a velvet h…”