From here on in, Harry, I may be as woefully wrong as Humphrey Belcher who believed the time was ripe for a cheese cauldron.

“Well … when we were in our first year, Harry — young, carefree, and innocent —”…”

“You seem to be drowning twice," said Hermione."Oh, am I?" said Ron peering down…”

“Anyway, members of the Inquisitorial Squad do have the power to dock points so,…”

“She thought of sex with Miles. It had last happened three weeks previously. His…”