From the corner of my eye I saw her. Of course this chance encounter with Rebecca wasn’t serendipitous. (I’m not throwing that word out there to illustrate my broad vocabulary, but rather to show that I am a John Cusack fan). 


“Take me to Happy Birthday Land. It’s open 364 days of the year, and the one day…”

“I make conversation like I make love to myself—I let my hands do all the talkin…”

“You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know you know I kn…”

“Selling flesh-tearing torture devices for more than $55,555 dollars, now that’s…”