From where I live now I can walk to the beach, if I have about three weeks.

“I’d like touch screens better if they were furry, like cats.”

“How big is my penis? Big enough to touch my hands.”

“I’m dropping by. I may hit a few red lights, so I’ll be there in thirteen hours.”

“I want to write a song called “Two Straws and a Spoon,” about one man being cuc…”