Fuck. I hate all this stuff. How old do you have to get before it stops?

“Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to your mum and dad not to sing…”

“How come every squitty little shitty snotty bastard knows my name?”

“Once you stop pretending that everything's shitty and you can't wait to get out…”

“When someone uses the phrase ‘the prick one’, and you know immediately that thi…”