Fuck you, ginger balls.

“Those bands, you plan your life around them. You plan vacations around concert …”

“My real nature, my real self, wanted that person to believe in me, to see the g…”

“I was hoping you’d come out and get me." I put my hands on my hips and cocked m…”

“Shit. I was supposed to be seducing him, wasn’t I? Not the other way around.”