FUCK YOU, SAM I AM! Autor: Tara Sivec Copy Quote More from Tara Sivec “Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me that four-year-olds get woodys? I am not equ…” “Granted, she was obviously one window lick away from riding the short bus, but …” “Really? Because I recall you asking the Elvis impersonator at your Vegas wedd…” “It’s totally fine,” I explained to Liz as she paced back and forth behind the c…”