Funerals and weddings often take place in the same location. Some would also argue that they sometimes happen at the same time too.

“I like great music, but who doesn’t? Oh yeah, deaf people.”

“A brick could be used to help teach teenagers to tie their shoes. Honestly, if …”

“Enjoy a life of poverty. Become a poet.”

“My fingernail itches. I need to scratch it with my skin.”