Funerals, Coffins, and Death. It’s not just a way of life; it’s also for breakfast. Yes, that is the new cereal I’m preparing to launch. Don’t mix it with milk. Pour it on formaldehyde.

“My skin hasn’t been sleeping. It stays awake just itching for a fight.”

“When you are the designated buyer, ask for more money than the item costs, so w…”

“My name is Two Dogs Wink While Chewing. It’s not an Indian name, nor one that r…”

“Love has boundaries, like a map, and I guess that makes me a cartographer. Don’…”