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“At the Feast of Fortune, she'll awaken, and the demigods will be cut down like-…”

“She decided she'd rather die in some less memorable way- maybe falling down the…”

“His lion and hippo legs twitched. I wondered if netherworld monsters dreamed of…”

“He had a note excusing him from PE for the rest of his life because he had some…”