Future hipsters will love me ironically.

“No pasta. I’m serious. I will climb out of my coffin if anyone brings a baked z…”

“You should know I disagree with a lot of traditional advice. For instance, they…”

“Teenage girls, please don’t worry about being super popular in high school, or …”

“And when I say the Fashion Police, of course I’m speaking of the small group of…”