Get a watermelon, draw a face on it, and talk to it before making love to it.

“Nobody is mysteriously mysterious. To be mysterious all it takes is hard work, …”

“I’ll wipe a booger on your living room wall, not only to show I was there, but …”

“Before I walked into the door, the room got shades darker as a cloud did a summ…”

“I’m more than just a pretty face. I’m also delusional.”