Getting struck by lightning is like winning the lottery, except of course, not as lucky.

“When a writer has deep thoughts, I expect him to also have a deep voice. And if…”

“You can tell a lot about a person's character by how they do life's menial task…”

“You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen.”

“I called, but the phones were all tied up. And so were the operators who normal…”