Gilly Gilleshpee

“I’d even had business cards made up reading, ABIGAIL COOPER, P.I. with teeny-we…”

“What kind of a man thinks it's appropriate to give his soon- to-be bride a leth…”

“And I was fairly certain that my strong-enough-for-King-Kong-but-made-for-a-wom…”

“My motto is: When in doubt, just keep lying. Even if you're terrible at it.”