Gin is a confusing drink. It’s the only liquid that’s both wet and dry.

“Her name is Faith, or that’s what I believe it to be.”

“I live for the moment and love for eternity. I mean I’d like to, but I’m too im…”

“I converted my mechanical toothbrush into an electric screwdriver. Now it more …”

“I heard my friend’s car wouldn’t start, so I mailed him a parking lot. I should…”