Giving up giving up—it’s good for your health. Make love like you just stole it. And remember, always wash your hands after you after.

“Orafoura told me my writing is all nonsense. “Nonsense,” I replied. “Glad you a…”

“My facial expression must have looked like a swarm of bees as I drank the hot b…”

“I finish what I start, and I Finnish what I Swedish.”

“I don’t like boxing. I prefer bagging.”