Gnome money is better than no money, but just by a few feet.

“I didn’t list listening as one of my skills, probably because I didn’t hear wha…”

“People say the early bird catches the worm. And it’s true! That’s why I work on…”

“I postulate that there is something stickier than semen. That substance is love.”

“I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. …”