God created the heavens, while the devil created doubt. Here is a short list of Lucifer's other notable inventions: matches, the lighter, the flamethrower, and George Burns.

“Why did the brick and blanket cross the road? Because some maniac had just run …”

“My name is Mr. Brickton, and this brick, it weighs a ton.
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“If love were seaweed, I’d ask myself one question: Are you the sort of person w…”

“I gathered my courage like nuts and berries, I cautiously approached her, I wai…”