God ordered the world and all things in it, and I ordered a pizza and all things on it.

“Kent Ornado marries Sarah Urricane. One won’t take the others last name; instea…”

“People who collect books, and categorize them by Roy G. Biv instead of alphabet…”

“I prefer statues silent, rather than of ears with tongues sticking out and lick…”

“Don’t try to pull the wool over my eyes. You can’t fool an old sheep like me. T…”