Going to bed at sunrise, I find a blindfold helps me sleep. Also, I like it when my kidnappers put pillows in the trunk.

“After years of searching, I finally found love. I found it in the unlikeliest o…”

“You don’t have the shadow volume to sit next to me in the sunshine of truth.”

“If I worked at a Laundromat, I’d steal money, and if I worked at a bank, I’d st…”

“A brick represents my rationality, and a blanket represents my emotions. It’s r…”