Gold. You don’t mind if I just mined some, do you?

“I admire your mustache madam, but I wonder, what’s for dessert?”

“How many birthdays can you fit in a shoebox? I guess that depends both on how o…”

“Stoplight red is never greener than when it’s tinged with yellow. I make love l…”

“Handcuffs barely wrap around the girth of my penis. I should run for Congress.”