Good art is like a sexy pair of lips—it has the potential to say so much, but prefers to have you do all the talking about it. Also, good art is fun to kiss and make out with (especially statues and portraits).

“A blanket could be used to catch a hippopotamus. But you try it out first, and …”

“I am illiterate. Just not in English.”

“I just realized my reality, and I’d like to say No Thanks. I’m going back to sl…”

“I’m opening a restaurant called “To Go.” You’d like to go to To Go, but would y…”