Good for you, Big Brother! Nothing says Merry Christmas like "Hi, Dad! I'm gay!

“I closed my eyes and resigned myself to the fact that my boyfriend was a perver…”

“He unbuckled his beltand pulled off his blue jeans and boxers. I guess I had fo…”

“Do you wanna go out for lunch? In celebration?” I askedand then touched my lips…”

“Hi honey, I’m home! Take your pants off!” Wesley announced. He kissed my cheek …”