Granted, she was obviously one lick away from riding the short bus

“Mommy and Daddy make a lot of noise when they kiss. Mommy talks to God a lot. I…”

“Trojan, Durex, Lifestyles, Trojan Magnum (oh yeah, my three foot cock definitel…”

“Then grow a pair and get over it. Jesus mother of f*ck Christ in a piss sh*thol…”

“I just wanted to hear him speak again. His voice made me want to take my pants …”