Green bananas are a go, and yellow bananas are a caution: these are too mushy to consume.

“I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.”

“I’d like to change my name, as my father isn’t worthy of having the same last n…”

“Most people don’t know where money comes from. Even most of our elected officia…”

“I drove your lunch to work, and I parked it in my stomach.”