Growing up, I went through an awkward stage. It lasted from birth to last Tuesday.

“I blended into the kitchen like a blender, but I made so much noise that I near…”

“I just stepped in shit, and now I’ve got political rhetoric all over my shoes.”

“Sometimes I get advice from the fictional characters in my dreams. Sometimes It…”

“I bought you a box of karate chops, but it could be dangerous to open it with a…”