Half man, half woman, hermaphrodites are 100% love—self love.

“My name is Sam (my name is Am), and I am my own fan. I’m a clone of Jarod Kintz…”

“A telephone cord used to make an excellent leash on people. Now metal chains wo…”

“A blanket is a blank canvas for which to paint. And a brick could be chiseled i…”

“Sure, I pee in the pool. But that’s only because I don’t have a sink big enough…”