Hardly anybody tells the truth these days. For the truth I have to go to Washington DC, and whatever a politician says, interpolate the opposite.

“Having sex on a motorcycle wouldn’t only be exciting, it’d be dangerous. What i…”

“I’d make a great politician. I’d make it out of pig shit, so it wouldn’t be as …”

“Women love to talk. I'll bet Van Gogh had a woman. And I'll bet she talked his …”

“I once watched several criminals engage in an organized argument, while an audi…”