Have you ever wanted to put your head in a blender and turn on the liquefy switch? (Tate)

“Morir es fácil, lo difícil es vivir.”

“Trust me, today not even my Timex could take a licking and keep on ticking. Giv…”

“Honey, you need to get laid.”

“Hey, Vader, keep your Jedi mind tricks to yourself. That hurt! (Jesse)”