Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate.

“Nell's husband has short-man syndrome. Eddie is one of those deadly dull people…”

“Perfectionism means that you try not to leave so much mess to clean up. But clu…”

“Love falls to earth, rises from the ground, pools around the afflicted. Love pu…”

“For too long, and despite what people told me, I had fallen for what the cultur…”