Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate, like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come to stay with you.

“Nell's husband has short-man syndrome. Eddie is one of those deadly dull people…”

“I'll live as well, as deeply, as madly as I can--until I die.”

“I'm all over the place, up and down, scattered, withdrawing, trying to find som…”

“My belief is that when you're telling the truth, you're close to God. If you sa…”