He doesn’t have sex with sheep—he sleeps with scapegoats. He is my father, and I haven’t seen him since before I was born.

“The other day I tried to design a finish line, but I didn’t know where to start…”

“Which is more valuable into showing how I think: the order I think of things, o…”

“Love is like Atlantis, OK? And I’m just a humble scuba diver searching for trea…”

“A blanket could be used to announce your intention to announce your intentions.…”