He guffawed. Motherfucker seriously guffawed.

“A sign read "Free drinks for billiards competitors only." Hand-lettered below r…”

“Only the wicked understand the ways of the wicked, my dear.”

“I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the po…”

“There were lots of things in this lifetime that I'd doubted, precious little I'…”