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“Lately, I’ve been spending a lot of time rolling on the ground with men who thi…”

“Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're n…”

“You don't have a drop of paint on you," I said. "Why is that?"Ranger smiled, li…”

“Mary Lou et moi, on est amies depuis qu’on est toutes petites. J’étais le boute…”