He had a lot of muscle and a skill level somewhere between Batman and Rambo.

“Opening my door to Dillon Ruddick, my bulding super. I handed him a cup of coff…”

“Tastykakes are just another of the many advantages of living in Jersey. They’re…”

“Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.”

“And then it gets so hot that they keep the supermarkets too cold. Hot, cold. Ho…”