He has one of the worst personalities. Actually, you can’t call it a personality, since he acts more like an animal than a person.

“I don’t need a blanket. I need your naked body on top of me.
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“Friends are like orgasms: you can never have too many, but just try to watch ou…”

“My clones just honored me with the 2012 Man of the Year Award. But I wasn’t foo…”

“While I've never read Scientific American, I'll bet it is pretty scientific. An…”