He has wisdom beyond his years. He’s 87-years-old, and he’s at least as wise as an 88-year-old.

“The problem with Marxism is the proletariat isn’t going to rise up against capi…”

“A brick could be used as the ultimate bug crusher. But why you’d use a brick as…”

“I gave him a pet name, even though he wasn’t my pet, he was my boss. I don’t kn…”

“I don’t like Mondays, especially if they occur on Fridays.”