He looked me right in my eyes and told me he just ate a sandwich, and I had to call him on it. “Baloney,” I said. And I was right.

“I like to spoon after I fork.”

“Jack and Hilda went up the hill to fetch a mountain of valley.
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“From a distance it looked like a dog, but it was just a smashed and beaten box.…”

“If you say renewable, I’ll think energy. If you say fore, I’ll think play. If y…”